you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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