Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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