i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Randomize
