i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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