Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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