So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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