Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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