I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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