dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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