Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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