good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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