This girl is more easily done than said...
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
God, I missed his penis.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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