I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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