I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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