He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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