How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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