She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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