SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, donβt meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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