I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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