So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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