I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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