So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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