Ambien. No doubt about it.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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