Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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