It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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