We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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