Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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