Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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