ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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