ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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