arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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