She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Randomize
