For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Blood and glitter go together right?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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