just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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