wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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