Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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