I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
They are going to name an STD after you.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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