what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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