If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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