After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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