You made me cry and you don't even care
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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