I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I am one with the molecules
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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