doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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