her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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