i jhust puked up my retainher.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Randomize
