I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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