Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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