ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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