If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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