I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Im part way to drunk.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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