Me too!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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