Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Semen is not good for contacts.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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