Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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