with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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