so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
