im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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