And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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