it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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