i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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