Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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